CAFFEINE - I NEED CAFFEINE

I’m absolutely drowning in coffee, sugar, and salt. After this is all over with, I think I’m going to have to recondition myself to live, eat and sleep like a human being, because I certainly don’t feel like one.

It makes me wonder how people can actually eat fast food all the time and NOT feel sick…. After about 3 days of eating that absolute crap, my stomach goes into full rebellion and demands that it will secede from the union of my body unless I give it a friggin salad. I still haven’t fed it salad. It’s been about 1 week since the rebellion’s inception (is that the right word?), and I am afraid that the organ will go on strike and I won’t be able to fill it with more sugar, salt and caffeine. Or I’ll have a heart attack.

On the upside, my last final is tomorrow! (SCORE) But then what am I going to do? All you people know me too well and know that within a week or so I’m going to be sitting at home, compulsively cleaning my apartment and attempting to raise it out of its disgusting state of papers and half-empty bottles of coke, and going “Why aren’t I at the library? Don’t I need to study? What am I going to DO?”

Alright. I’m wasting time talking to well..probably no one. As no one probably reads this anyway….stupid school.

Back to Property. Have fun kids.

This is my new idea of fun. Isn't it great?