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Alright Lauren, I now know how you feel. I went to the Cincinnati Zoo today (for the first time!) and I got felt up by a 3 year old. A three year old!! I mean - who does that? It's almost as bad as when this client brought in her kid, and showed him pictures of half-naked girls (from Cosmo of course. We actually keep those in our "lobby" - ie, 3 feet away from my desk)and asked him if he thought they were pretty and he started MASTURBATING. The kid was 4. FOUR. Disgusting.

So anyway, after this toddler copped a feel, the mom apologized and I just went "Umm...it's okay...." and she said (the quote of the day kids) "Yeah, it's okay when he's 3, but not when he's 30!" and walked off to the monkey exhibit or whatever. I swear. What do you say about that?? Apparently K-Fed didn't catch the main event - as it lasted about 2 seconds - but he said that if he had he would have pushed the kid into the penguin exhibit. Awwww - K-Fed, you don't have to push toddlers into dangerous penguin exhibits for me - I can do that myself! *BAM! In the face!*

Anyway so that's enough of that. The zoo was a good time though - I likey aminals. I think they're cute. Also of note, I won the Derby today! AGAIN, Bitches (No, Michelle, Ben's not here. He's somewhere being a nerd and not talking to anyone.)!! I win almost EVERY YEAR! HA! I kinda wish I had put money on it...apparently Kori and I are going next year and the rule is I have to touch the 20 dollar bill and make the decision on the horse so we can win meeeelllions of doolllllars. Because 20 dollars will always turn into millions if you get the Derby winner. I added it up today, and had we won, we would have gotten a whole $120 out of it because Barbaro's odds were 6-1. Not quite millions, but still respectable, ja?

So I'm a week into my 2 week break from school, and I'm already going "where's the textbooks? Why aren't I studying?" I swear to God I might need some psychological help, but ehh. I dun cur.

Side note - I'm not sure this thing is really about expressing my opinions anymore as telling people how dumb I am sometimes. Speaking of dumb, I stapled my finger last week. It was friggin hilarious - who staples themselves?? Ohhh wait. Me. HA!

Alright it's friggin 1 am (too much caffeine already) and I'm going to bed.