HAHA - that's right bitches, why smile when you can hit them?
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Monday, June 19, 2006
Die Deutsche kommen! Die Deutsche kommen!
Ich bin schlaffig. Ich musse zur mein Bett gehen!! Und so, Ich schlaffe. *zonk*
Yeah I know that was the worst German ever seen/heard.... I dun cur. So as I haven't written anything in here in a while, I should probably list my latest diatribe. *Dana you've already heard this, so you can feel free to just ignore.*
Diatribe #180,000
There's this new show on tv, called "How to get the Guy." And there's an article in Cosmo about "How to get the guy in 30 days." What the crap?? Aren't we supposed to think that we're independent, confident, self-sufficient women who don't spend our time trying to trap men and make them date us?? How desperate does the media think we are?
And where are these girls that listen? Please tell me, because if I find them, I will smack the sense back into them. Seriously - boys are great - really they are. And I suppose I can't say entirely too much because I'm with a boy. But there's a difference between normal girls with boyfriends (Not that I'm normal. Come on, I talk to hairbrushes) and scary girls who make 30 day plans to "catch their man." Like they're fish.
You know what? If you look that desperate, you're not going to get a guy anyway. So why try? Girls should be concentrating on making themselves happy and doing what they want/need to do, and stop concentrating on being part of that all important item.
There is more to life then pursuing the ultimate marriage with babies and strollers. You know what that life comes with? Baby puke and mortgages. And who wants baby puke? I'll just give the kids candy and send them home to their moms for now. Let them puke on them. This whole situation is about as bad as going to college to get a husband. Uggh.
End of Diatribe #180,000
On to other things:
I had an awesome time in Michigan this weekend, complete with the attempt to go to Gizzard Fest. That didn't quite work out so well, and as we had really high expectations of the event it was a little disappointing. But that's alright. I also have a new foot tattoo - it's really sexy - I know K-Fed likes it! He likes it so much he thinks I should throw my shoes out! ;) (It burns it burns!)
Let's see, what else....I got new office manager duties (mind you, not the promotion or the raise that comes with it. I can't get that while I'm working part-time) and today was my first day with the new responsibilities, and I about had a heart attack. I saw stuff on my desk that I had never really done before...but hopefully I figured it out. Needless to say, I feel slightly overwhelmed but then again I think I'll be fine eventually.
Okay I seriously am going to bed now. Early morning tomorrow and I KNOW the sun really will shine in my window and wake me up. :)
Yeah I know that was the worst German ever seen/heard.... I dun cur. So as I haven't written anything in here in a while, I should probably list my latest diatribe. *Dana you've already heard this, so you can feel free to just ignore.*
Diatribe #180,000
There's this new show on tv, called "How to get the Guy." And there's an article in Cosmo about "How to get the guy in 30 days." What the crap?? Aren't we supposed to think that we're independent, confident, self-sufficient women who don't spend our time trying to trap men and make them date us?? How desperate does the media think we are?
And where are these girls that listen? Please tell me, because if I find them, I will smack the sense back into them. Seriously - boys are great - really they are. And I suppose I can't say entirely too much because I'm with a boy. But there's a difference between normal girls with boyfriends (Not that I'm normal. Come on, I talk to hairbrushes) and scary girls who make 30 day plans to "catch their man." Like they're fish.
You know what? If you look that desperate, you're not going to get a guy anyway. So why try? Girls should be concentrating on making themselves happy and doing what they want/need to do, and stop concentrating on being part of that all important item.
There is more to life then pursuing the ultimate marriage with babies and strollers. You know what that life comes with? Baby puke and mortgages. And who wants baby puke? I'll just give the kids candy and send them home to their moms for now. Let them puke on them. This whole situation is about as bad as going to college to get a husband. Uggh.
End of Diatribe #180,000
On to other things:
I had an awesome time in Michigan this weekend, complete with the attempt to go to Gizzard Fest. That didn't quite work out so well, and as we had really high expectations of the event it was a little disappointing. But that's alright. I also have a new foot tattoo - it's really sexy - I know K-Fed likes it! He likes it so much he thinks I should throw my shoes out! ;) (It burns it burns!)
Let's see, what else....I got new office manager duties (mind you, not the promotion or the raise that comes with it. I can't get that while I'm working part-time) and today was my first day with the new responsibilities, and I about had a heart attack. I saw stuff on my desk that I had never really done before...but hopefully I figured it out. Needless to say, I feel slightly overwhelmed but then again I think I'll be fine eventually.
Okay I seriously am going to bed now. Early morning tomorrow and I KNOW the sun really will shine in my window and wake me up. :)
Sunday, June 04, 2006
I WANNA GO PLAY!! LET ME GO PLAY!!
Okay so I haven’t kept up with my 2 posts a month. I bet you all are REALLY upset. ;) So I suppose it’s time for my quarterly rant about work, though I have to say I’ve been enjoying it lately…does that make me a bad person? Or is it just because my ego is about 1000 times bigger because of everything? (As if I needed to be anymore conceited or anything…)
Maybe I should explain: The war that Cathy predicted would happen is coming true….the two main guys in my office HATE each other. I’d say they have good reasons for either side, really – though *gasp surprise* I’m kinda on Chris’ side. It could be because the other guy (Mr. Look I’m doing Cathy’s Job Cause She’s Not Here – Oh Wait. No I’m not.) does absolutely nothing all day, complains about being here, and then tells everyone they’re stupid. Oh well – it’s his own downfall I suppose…..the only reason he even has that stupid job is because I have to go to summer classes and am therefore working part-time.
Thus the reason for a big ego – because everyone there thinks he’s doing a bad job, I’m suddenly looking a lot better. But the only thing this does is give me more responsibility – I want the raise to go with it! Dammit! Oh well. I think I’ll be fine, and I doubt there’s really much of a shift anyway – I’ll probably just end up doing the same thing I already do.
Alright on to better things – halfway through summer school now, so that makes it closer to not failing out of school if I’m disciplined and closer to being able to do what I want! Hopefully that includes seeing all you lovely people. All of you need to move to Cincinnati – I mean come on…Louisville, Lexington, Michigan…can’t you all just be in one place? For me? Mleh. ‘Salright I suppose I can drive.
Alright, being as I don’t really have too much to say, I’ll leave you all to do better things. Like anyone reads this. (
Maybe I should explain: The war that Cathy predicted would happen is coming true….the two main guys in my office HATE each other. I’d say they have good reasons for either side, really – though *gasp surprise* I’m kinda on Chris’ side. It could be because the other guy (Mr. Look I’m doing Cathy’s Job Cause She’s Not Here – Oh Wait. No I’m not.) does absolutely nothing all day, complains about being here, and then tells everyone they’re stupid. Oh well – it’s his own downfall I suppose…..the only reason he even has that stupid job is because I have to go to summer classes and am therefore working part-time.
Thus the reason for a big ego – because everyone there thinks he’s doing a bad job, I’m suddenly looking a lot better. But the only thing this does is give me more responsibility – I want the raise to go with it! Dammit! Oh well. I think I’ll be fine, and I doubt there’s really much of a shift anyway – I’ll probably just end up doing the same thing I already do.
Alright on to better things – halfway through summer school now, so that makes it closer to not failing out of school if I’m disciplined and closer to being able to do what I want! Hopefully that includes seeing all you lovely people. All of you need to move to Cincinnati – I mean come on…Louisville, Lexington, Michigan…can’t you all just be in one place? For me? Mleh. ‘Salright I suppose I can drive.
Alright, being as I don’t really have too much to say, I’ll leave you all to do better things. Like anyone reads this. (
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