Viral-Infected Delirium - Why am I going to class?

Okay, so being sick isn’t fun. Especially not when it’s a viral infection where you have to take this topical ointment, put it on your finger, and then shove your finger down your throat to make the pain stop. And flu-like aches and pains. But I’ve discovered what makes the pains go away (or rather my doctor did)! Tylenol and Advil TOGETHER! It’s like a pain reliever cocktail!

What’s great about this is I’ll have it for about 7-10 days. Which is coincidentally, the amount of time I’ll be contagious. Guess I can’t go around kissing any strangers. Damn. *sarcasm sarcasm*

But you know what’s better than viral infections? BLINKY GLASSES AND FUZZY PINK HATS!! That’s right kids, I own a fuzzy pink hat and a pair of blinky glasses which I intend to torture everyone with on a normal basis. Because I’m a freak – and think it’s high-larious (as Lauren would say). I got those at the bat mitzvah last weekend, or rather they were stolen for me because I wouldn’t shut up about them. I was even forced to wear the hat for a picture. By forced I mean told “You’re going to wear this hat” and my response was “Okay!”

You know the good part about having a viral infection? It gives me an excuse to watch 6 out of the 9 episodes of the first season of Grey’s Anatomy. *Awesome present* That was lots of fun. All in all, I’m having a good albeit delirious day. At least I told my professor not to call on me – that’s a good thing.

So, Skank, here you go – my update for the day/week/month. And happy birthday to all you people this week!!